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Review of The Polythene Terror by dema1020

22 March 2025

This review contains spoilers!

It's too bad I haven't been able to connect with these Wildthyme novels.  It's not like I am unable to enjoy the character in general - so far I really like her more traditional Big Finish audios - her own series has been good so far, I like The Wormery, and she's decent in Excelis.  I even like other scripts and stories by writer Paul Magrs a lot more than these audiobooks.

They aren't unacceptable but it isn't overly fun.  I like Polythene Terror slightly more than Wildthyme Beyond!, but only just so.  The Polythene Terror feels like it has more focus on its story.  By featuring the garbage people attacking Earth, there was a strong sense of purpose to this story in a way I didn't quite get from Beyond!

Unfortunately one of the biggest weaknesses I found in both novels were the characters.  While Iris and Panda can be fun, a lot of the other figures in this story feels superficial and shallow.  Tim feels very boring, and even if I like his gay relationship with Vince Cosmos.  They remind me a lot of Lilith and Simon from the last novel.  They all just feel like generic kids, who gosh golly can't believe they are going on this incredibly silly adventure.  I've said it in my review for Beyond, but it feels like Magrs' sense of humour is very contingent on randomness, and it just never works for me.

Even something like Vince Cosmos feels utterly unnecessary.  He feels like a parody of the Doctor, but that's what Iris already is.  So he comes across as completely redundant.  I just don't get it, but that's true of the book at large.  I found it neither funny nor entertaining, but I do appreciate how once again we have an Iris novel ending in everyone having a good party.  It's a cute detail that does give some nice closure at the end of the story.  More books should end like that because it works for me even in a book I otherwise didn't enjoy.

Also, Katy Manning does a great job narrating the audiobook.  She's so good and I loved how she brings so many voices to life for the characters.  I just wish she had a better story to read.


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