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Review of Square One by sircarolyn

22 April 2024

One of the most frustrating and compelling parts of Gallifrey is how Leela is treated by every other character. Especially in the early episodes, some of the xenophobia she is exposed to from the Time Lords is utterly vile, though she always proves herself to be more capable and intelligent than the other characters - and on occasion, the narrative - give her credit for. Square One is one of these episodes that I go back on forth on. Certainly, it is compelling. The relationship between Leela and Romana blossoms, and it isn't hard to believe in their friendship at all, and Narvin and Brax continue to be slimy and fascinating in themselves.

But Square One is Leela's episode. She is sent by Romana to a top security peace summit, with Narvin, where they both must navigate the tensions between the temporal powers. However, Leela is sent as an exotic dancer, which leaves little to the imagination as to her objectification. Indeed, the episode paints a rather dire view of politics, about seedy deals and secret meetings, and about the extra-curricular activities of the diplomats. And though the worst offenders of the episode get what is coming to them, I still find myself questioning why Leela is always cast into these roles, and why Romana is the only one who ever sees her utility for her brain. It is more than possible that I have overthought this episode to an incredible degree, because I have listened to it a lot of times, but the question I always get stuck on is, when will Leela be seen for more than the alien who does not belong?

And the answer is, very rarely. But in Square One, despite the objectification and the insults that get slung at her, she is only there because Romana values her intellect. More than anything, it is clear here that this is Romana and Leela's show. And that is when Gallifrey thrives best, when it is about them.