Unlike my reviewing compatriots, I find it impossible to capture the bizarre nature of this piece in mere numerical terms. It's balance between meta and storytelling is utterly sublime, the story being consumed by the meta, as capitalistic greed comsumes all things... a chilling and modern-era-relevant piece of cinematic genius, made ironic by the fact that it was produced by the very thing Doctor Who sets out to destroy... consumerism has long been an enemy of the Doctor's, and here, we find him promoting it! What a scandal! What uproar must this have caused when it first aired! Oh, how the mind does wonder...