The thing about *Portents* is that there's the shadow of a good film in there. Like, the idea of this strange otherworldly man, this Stranger, if you will, dropping in out of nowhere and falling in love with you and charming you until you almost fall in love with him is very *Torchwood*, and fits in very nicely with the whole otherworldly feel of *PROBE*. The direction is good, Solomon's acting is occasionally vaguely passable (but Baggs's sets new records for how flat it is actually possible to deliver a line), and Evil Creepy Giles is actually played quite well. The music is likewise good, the dialogue and CGI abysmal, and the ending a complete nothing, but ultimately this has the vibe of a charming queer student film, and it's none the worse for it. Ultimately, it's largely very bad, but it does end up being *interesting*, and I think that's somewhat commendable, and I can't help being somewhat charmed by it, especially with how off the wall it gets at times.