KATY: A bit portentous for a clown. But then, you’re not really a clown, are you?

DOCTOR: Why do you say that?

KATY: Firstly, what sort of clown name is Doctor? Secondly, you’re not in the programme.

DOCTOR: Well, some of the parents took one look at my clothes, made assumptions. They evidently don’t recognise haut couture from Kolpasha in this cultural backwater.

KATY: You could have told them.

DOCTOR: I couldn’t disappoint the children.