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Tags: Funny
(Two blue glowing power lines from either side of the door.)
DOCTOR: Two things that should never be put together, or three things if you include me.
DAN: You’re gonna put them together, aren’t you?
DOCTOR: Yep. Reboot the TARDIS. Dimensional compression should eject quantum lifeforms.
YASMIN: But the TARDIS is broken and Time’s out of sync, so how can you be sure it’s gonna work?
DOCTOR: It does have an element of risk.
DAN: How big an element?
DOCTOR: Well, yeah, pretty big. I mean, the only element, really
— Village of the Angels
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