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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: Stop. Who's Gat? And who are you, really? Truly.
FUGITIVE DOCTOR: I told you, love. I'm the Doctor.
DOCTOR: You can't be.
FUGITIVE DOCTOR: Yeah? And why's that?
DOCTOR: Because I'm the Doctor.
FUGITIVE DOCTOR: You have got to be kidding me. Really?
DOCTOR: Yes, really.
FUGITIVE DOCTOR: Since when?
DOCTOR: Since forever.
FUGITIVE DOCTOR: And how did I end up like... that? All rainbows and trousers that don't reach?
— Fugitive of the Judoon
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