Celery: You called him a carrot!

"Well he is!" countered Peri angrily. And before she could stop herself added, "I should know, I've eaten enough of them recently!"

Carrot: What?!

Celery: Murderer!

Carrot: She eats vegetables.. Run! Hide!

Tomato: Wha--

Tomato: Thank goodness I'm not one zzzzz