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Tags: Funny
TURLOUGH: Could I speak to the Doctor?
LARA: I’m putting you on hold.
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LARA: It’s his accomplice. Can you trace him?
JILL: Oh yeah, I’ve got root access to all the data flow in this city. Keep him talking. And you?
DOCTOR: Yes?
JILL: Do not warn him he’s being traced or you can be sure-
DOCTOR: Ah, yeah, you’ll make things very unpleasant for me. Yes, I understand.
LARA: Right, Turlough?
TURLOUGH: Yes, I haven’t gone anywhere.
LARA: I’m putting you on speaker now.
TURLOUGH: Doctor!
DOCTOR: Turlough, hello! They’re trying to trace you!
— Repeat Offender
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