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Tags: Funny
JACK: I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
SWANSON: So I've heard. Tell me something. Are you always this dressy for a murder investigation?
JACK: What, you'd rather me naked?
SWANSON: God help me, the stories are true.
— They Keep Killing Suzie
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