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Tags: Funny
CLAIRE: The systems are so sensitive, we could even tell when the spider in Storage Bay 9 finished weaving its last web.
DOCTOR: I hope you told the flies.
CLAIRE: There are no flies. No insects, bugs, woodlice. No germs or microbes of any kind. Bunker area's 100% filtered and sanitised. We keep the spider as a pet.
— The Word Lord
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