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Tags: Funny
BRIGADIER: Look, Doctor, we've had a raid. Is everyone present on this landing?
DOCTOR: No. Professor Rubeish is missing.
BRIGADIER: Oh, my giddy aunt. The Minister will go spare. Did you see anything, Doctor?
— The Time Warrior
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