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Tags: Funny
'Hold on a sec,' Donna called back. 'Is this you?' She pointed up at the ceiling and laughed. 'But you're tiny!'
Hovering above them was a small ball of silver, with flashing lights and wires poking out all over. A tiny computer with a massive voice.
'Yes... well... that depends... er... it's all relative,' said Momus, defensively.
'You're relative all right, matey. Relatively small.'
— The Lonely Computer
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