RORY: Doesn’t the ship have any defence systems installed?

DOCTOR: [Delighted] Good thinking, Rory!

(The Doctor kisses Rory full on the mouth.)

DOCTOR: Computer, show us weapons and defence systems.

(The computer reads: "No Systems Available".)

DOCTOR: [Very gently slapping Rory half a dozen times on each cheek] Oh, well, that was a waste of time, wasn’t it? Getting my hopes up like that.