NYSSA: What have you been up to?

DOCTOR: Oh, you know. I’ve organised the prison library according to the Dewey system. I’ve been in the kitchens, improving the nutritional value of the prison food. I’ve set up night classes in small spaceship maintenance. Eighteen prisoners have qualified for parole since I took up counselling, quite pleased with that. I’ve started a Twenty20 cricket tournament. Oh, and I’ve written the F Wing Christmas panto.

NYSSA: Well, that all sounds wonderful!

DOCTOR: Except – I did all that the first morning.