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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: The prisoner hold’s down that way. If you hear gunfire or explosions, get back sharpish. Right, synchronise watches. Forget that, I’m not wearing a watch.
— Thirteenth Doctor, The Halloween Apocalypse
Quote submitted by ProfessorSummerfield
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