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Tags: Funny
BARBARA: Oh, I'm so hungry.
IAN: Yes, so am I. Er, Barbara, there must be a bit of that cold peacock of yours left in the fridge.
BARBARA: Hey, you're right!
IAN: Why don't you have a look?
BARBARA: Oh, very funny! Instead of sitting there making stupid jokes, why don't you get yourself cleaned up?
— The Romans
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