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Tags: Funny
VIZIER: Kowtow. Kneel upon the ground and touch your forehead upon the floor three times.
DOCTOR: (Outraged.) I shall do no such thing!
VIZIER: Kublai Khan is the mightiest man the world has ever seen. Not to pay him homage will cost you your head.
DOCTOR: Well, if it breaks my back, then he can take all of me! So why waste time on small items?
— Marco Polo
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