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Tags: Funny
HURST: I'll ask you again. This is a maximum security military bunker. Nobody gets in without clearance. How did you do it? Who are you working for?
DOCTOR: And I'll tell you again, Captain Hurst. I'm self-employed!
— The Word Lord
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