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DOCTOR: Private, do not enter. Oh, pity. Maybe | should tell them that that's ancient Gallifreyan for come on in, Doctor, have a snoop round.
— Sixth Doctor, Project: Twilight
Quote submitted by ProfessorSummerfield
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