RIVER: If I can get through one window, I can let us in. So, let me stand on your shoulders.

DOCTOR: You are not standing on my... You have been walking... Get off!

RIVER: Look, we need to know who Gerrard Pulman really is. We need to know if he’s turning pretty

jewellery into deadly weapons, and if so stop the chain reaction that he started three hundred years from

now.

DOCTOR: Yes, but in all those skirts you weigh considerably more than me.

RIVER: What?!

DOCTOR: So why can’t I stand on your shoulders?

RIVER: What?

DOCTOR: It’s a fair question.

RIVER: But... my hair.

DOCTOR: Oh, your hair.

RIVER: Yes! My hair.

DOCTOR: Right. A chain reaction of exploding jewellery and your hair.

RIVER: Oh, I don’t believe you.

DOCTOR: Well, good job this door’s open then, isn’t it?

RIVER: What? I really hate you sometimes.