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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: So, you've had a busy day, Vicki? Hmm?
VICKI: Yes, it was. Oh, something else I forgot to tell you. I think I've poisoned Nero.
DOCTOR: Really. What?
VICKI: Well, I didn't actually do it, but his wife was going to murder some poor slave or other and I didn't see why that should happen, so I thought
DOCTOR: For heavens sake, child, keep quiet. What did you do?
VICKI: Well, I swapped the drinks round.
DOCTOR: And I told you not to interfere with history. Come along, quickly, quickly child!
— The Romans
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