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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: Not that weapon, not here. Humans will die, and you, Captain, will have racked up enough violations to ensure that your troop never get hired again. Look at you and your platoon of Judoon near the... that lagoon.
YAZ: More of a canal.
— Fugitive of the Judoon
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