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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: I told you, we are not going to that Planet of the Boys! There is no Planet of the Boys!
DONNA: There's a million, trillion planets out there, somewhere there is a Planet of the Boys, just dancing about in their pants. Stands to reason!
DOCTOR: Well, I'm not sure they worship wenches.
DONNA: They will when they see me in this!
— Time Reaver
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