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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: (laughs maniacally) At last, I control everything! You are my pawns to do as I please! You have no choice but to bend to my every will! Yes, I own you. I am your creator. And I can be your destroyer…
MEL: Honestly, Doctor, stop being so melodramatic.
DOCTOR: (normal voice) Mel, am I not permitted an occasional moment of melodrama?
MEL: Yes, but it’s only a game of monopoly.
DOCTOR: A game…but I am winning! There is no power but mine. I control Park Lane, Mayfair, the Water Works…
MEL: Doctor!
DOCTOR: I want to imagine how it feels like to be a power-crazed dictator; see into the enemy’s mind.
MEL: And?
DOCTOR: (normal voice) Boring. And I hate hotels. Your roll.
— The One Doctor
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