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PARKER: Home, m'lady?

LADY PENELOPE: Home, Parker. By the way, Parker, how did you fare at the Casino?

PARKER: Oh, er... I lost, m'lady.

LADY PENELOPE: Oh, dear. How much?

PARKER: Well, it's a bit difficult.

LADY PENELOPE: Now, come on, Parker, you can tell me.

PARKER: Well, it wasn't so much 'how much', it was 'what' I lost.

LADY PENELOPE: You know, Parker, you're being very mysterious. What did you lose?

PARKER: Well, you see, I got a bit carried away, I thought I had a system.

LADY PENELOPE: Parker! What did you lose?

PARKER: Well, er... your yacht, m'lady.

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