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Tags: Funny
PARKER: Home, m'lady?
LADY PENELOPE: Home, Parker. By the way, Parker, how did you fare at the Casino?
PARKER: Oh, er... I lost, m'lady.
LADY PENELOPE: Oh, dear. How much?
PARKER: Well, it's a bit difficult.
LADY PENELOPE: Now, come on, Parker, you can tell me.
PARKER: Well, it wasn't so much 'how much', it was 'what' I lost.
LADY PENELOPE: You know, Parker, you're being very mysterious. What did you lose?
PARKER: Well, you see, I got a bit carried away, I thought I had a system.
LADY PENELOPE: Parker! What did you lose?
PARKER: Well, er... your yacht, m'lady.
— The Man from MI.5
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