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Tags: Funny
OWEN: I need to bandage up Andy at some point...
ANDY: At some point?!
OWEN: Yes. You were lucky. When that bastard swung he could have done a lot more damage.
ANDY: You telling me to count my blessings?!
OWEN: Nah, count your fingers.
— Corpse Day
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