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Tags: Funny
MOTHER SUPERIOR: We have to empty this library now!
THE SAGE: Over my dead body! And the dead bodies of my acolytes!
MOTHER SUPERIOR: Easily arranged. Nuns? Guns!
(All the nuns take out guns!)
BERNICE: Wow.
— The Library in the Body
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