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OSCAR: Welcome to Las Cadenas, señors. Oh, how delightful to have see gentlemen of the old school. May I enquire if you have a booking?

SHOCKEYE: Booking? I want food.

OSCAR: No reservation. Well, come this way. Fortunately, I have an excellent table for you.

(Shockeye and the second Doctor follow Oscar through to their table.)

SHOCKEYE: Do you serve humans here?

OSCAR: Most of the time, sir. Yes, I think I could venture to say that most of our customers are certainly human.

SHOCKEYE: I mean human meat, you fawning imbecile.

OSCAR: No, sir. I'm afraid the nouvelle cuisine has not yet penetrated this establishment. Juan?

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