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Tags: Funny
OSCAR: Welcome to Las Cadenas, señors. Oh, how delightful to have see gentlemen of the old school. May I enquire if you have a booking?
SHOCKEYE: Booking? I want food.
OSCAR: No reservation. Well, come this way. Fortunately, I have an excellent table for you.
(Shockeye and the second Doctor follow Oscar through to their table.)
SHOCKEYE: Do you serve humans here?
OSCAR: Most of the time, sir. Yes, I think I could venture to say that most of our customers are certainly human.
SHOCKEYE: I mean human meat, you fawning imbecile.
OSCAR: No, sir. I'm afraid the nouvelle cuisine has not yet penetrated this establishment. Juan?
— The Two Doctors
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