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DOCTOR: Three thousand one hundred hertz at a hundred and eighty decibels, I think.
PERI: That’s pretty loud, isn’t it? I’ll end up like a thrash metal fan.
DOCTOR: Nonsense.
PERI: I know what I’m talking about; I was at a Slayer concert once. Sounded like a jumbo jet landing in your ear. It was so loud it made my ancestors deaf.
DOCTOR: I’d no idea you were a headbanger.
PERI: Who, me? I can out-nod Noddy.
— The Song of Megaptera
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