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OFFICER COSTA: Name and date of birth?
DOCTOR: Well how would I know? I don't even know who he is yet!
OFFICER COSTA: Your name and date of birth.
DOCTOR: Oh, well, I'm called the Doctor. Date of birth, difficult to remember. Sometime quite soon, I should think.
— Nightmare of Eden
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