MISSY: One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, four Missy-ssippi...

BERTRAM: You’re going to murder...

MISSY: ..five Missy-ssippi.

BERTRAM: ..hundreds of people just to get the attention of a woman who clearly isn’t interested?

MISSY: Seven Mississippi, eight Mississippi, nine Mississippi, ten Mississippi. Of course she’s interested. She’s obsessed with me. You can’t blame her, I’m hypnotic.