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Tags: Funny
ROMANA: K9 is a vicious robot criminal from the fifth galaxy. Aren't you K9?
K9: Affirmative!
ROMANA: Oh come on. You need to be more assertive than that.
K9: Slaves will carry K9 unit into the capsule!
LEELA: Why do you make that funny voice K9?
K9: Now slave! Or I will have you atomized!
LEELA: I will kick your head off first!
LEELA: Oh... It is a game!
K9: Mistress.
LEELA: That is alright then!
— Weapon of Choice
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