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Tags: Funny
ROMANA: We both know that I'm more qualified to work on antique TARDISes than you are.
DOCTOR: Antique? I'll have you know my TARDIS is far better than any standard Type 40. I've put in a lot of loving care and attention. She's- she's virtually custom-built.
ROMANA: Custom built? I believe the relevant Terran phrase you're looking for is 'jerry-built.'
DOCTOR: Shh! Don't listen to her old girl, don't listen! She doesn't know what she's saying.
— The Dalek Contract
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