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Tags: Funny Multi-Doctor
(The Doctor offers his sonic screwdriver.)
DOCTOR: Need this?
DOCTOR 5: No, I'm fine.
DOCTOR: Oh no, of course, you liked to go hands free, didn't you, like hey, I'm the Doctor. I can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable.
— Time Crash
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