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Tags: Funny
ZEUS: You know her?
LUCIE: She was operating the brain-washing clone-swapping machine, all bent over and horrible.
ZEUS: That's my wife.
LUCIE: I'm sure she has a lovely personality.
— Immortal Beloved
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