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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: Obviously, if I had the choice between travelling through all time and space in total freedom, or walking blindly down a glass tube only stopping once in a while to sample the local cuisine and have neck nibbled, I'd choose the former.
CHARLEY: Well, quite.
— Scherzo
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