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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: (drawing a diagram) ...And it comes out here. Right?
OSGOOD: Right. I think.
DOCTOR: Good grief, man, it's as simple as Einstein's special theory of relativity!
BRIGADIER: We'll manage, Doctor.
DOCTOR: Good. When you get that thing finished, bring it through the barrier and down to the village at once, all right? (He drives off.)
BRIGADIER: You know, Sergeant, I sometimes wish I worked in a bank.
— The Dæmons
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