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Tags: Funny
TOSH: I’m getting a reading.
IANTO: From where?
TOSH: Behind that door.
IANTO: It’s someone’s dressing room. Probably an actor.
TOSH: Alien.
IANTO: Typical. Sure there are plenty of out-of-work human actors who could play the role.
TOSH: Was that another joke?
IANTO: Humour masks my fear.
— Dinner and a Show
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