JEREMY: Give me the stun gun thingy, then, and I'll do it.

BRIGADIER: You?

JEREMY: I'll have you know, sir, that I'm a jolly good shot.

BRIGADIER: Ah. Been shooting with your Uncle Teddy, I suppose.

JEREMY: No, I was talking about fairground stuff. Last time I went, I won a plaster Venus de Whatnot, a silver jug - though I'd like to bet it wasn't real silver - and a pink teddy bear.

BRIGADIER: Yes... (long pause) Anyone else handy with a gun?

MARIO: Oh! Sì!

BRIGADIER: Ah, no, not you, Uncle.