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Tags: Funny
RUBY: Oh, that's a tall glass of heartbreak. Ah...
BARTON: Your Grace, where have you been hiding this absolute delight, with hair like golden strands, spun in the rays of the evening sun?
RUBY: Oh, you're not a tall glass at all. You're half a pint of shandy.
— Rogue
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