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DOCTOR: Oh, there's a cat.

PERI: What about it?

DOCTOR: Well, they say there's more than one way to cook a cat. Here, pussy, pussy, puss-puss! Here, little puss.

(The cat flees.)

PERI: Doctor, what are you doing?

DOCTOR: They can make quite good eating. Small mammals are quite flavoursome when baked.

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