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Tags: Funny
PERI: What does this mean?
DOCTOR: It means someone’s killed Father Christmas.
PERI: Father Christmas doesn’t exist.
DOCTOR: Well, he certainly doesn’t now!
— Blood on Santa’s Claw
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