OWEN: So, are we going to talk about what we saw up there?

IANTO: What, you mean the ghost that isn't a ghost?

OWEN: It isn't a ghost.

IANTO: Then what is it?

OWEN: He was dressed as a coal miner.

IANTO: And the coal mine's been closed since the seventies.

OWEN: Fancy dress?

IANTO: He was on fire!

OWEN: Fancy dress that got out of hand!