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DOCTOR: Ho ho ho. Good tidings to you both. Merry Christmas.
CORDELIA: Why ‘tis good sir Claus, at last. Welcome to Naxios. I am Cordelia. And this is Iago.
IAGO: You are late.
DOCTOR: Am I? Apologies. My sleigh got delayed. My reindeer’s nose
developed a fault and we drifted off course.
CORDELIA: We are much relieved that you are safe, good Christmas.
DOCTOR: Thank you. Why wouldn’t I be safe?
CORDELIA: Why... The murders of the other Santas of course.
DOCTOR: Murders?
IAGO: Three have been summoned to this planet. You are the third.
The other two were set upon shortly after their arrival by a mysterious villain. Struck upon the head.
DOCTOR: Really? How terrible.
IAGO But you must know this. We despatched a—
CORDELIA: We should leave with haste, Iago.
IAGO: (alarmed) Wait! Who is behind that rock?
DOCTOR: It’s er... No one... No one at all.
(Peri springs from behind the rock. There is a slight tinkling of bells attached to her costume)
PERI: No one but me. Just Santa’s faithful Elf Periwig, bringing the luggage.
DOCTOR: Thank you...Periwig, what would I do without you?
PERI: Heaven knows.
— Blood on Santa’s Claw
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