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EVELYN: Well...I think that was a very nice service, don't you?

DOCTOR: Oh yes. Marvellous. Very...very inspiring.

(TARDIS door closes.)

DOCTOR: Very uplifting.

EVELYN: Well, I wouldn't go that far. But the priest said lots of nice things about him.

DOCTOR: Yes, I thought so. By uplifting I mean it wasn't one of those tearful, everyone weeping on one another's shoulders events. Shame about the rain, though. Next time, bring an umbrella, please.

EVELYN: Yes. Well, I'm glad we went, anyway, and I'm also very glad you changed your coat. I think that blue one is very fetching.

DOCTOR: Oh.

EVELYN: Very you. But without the, erm...gaucherie of your normal one. DOCTOR: Gaucherie? I'll have you know that my coat came from one of the most exclusive boutiques on Kolpasha. Not just anyone can shop there, you know.

EVELYN: Oh Doctor, if that coat is an example of their top-of-the-range raiment, I'm not surprised they're exclusive. I imagine you are their only customer.

DOCTOR: Gaucherie, raiment? Who force-fed you a thesaurus this morning, hmm?

EVELYN: Yes, well. It may have escaped your attention but I'm actually paying you a compliment.

DOCTOR: Mm?

EVELYN: Blue suits you. It matches your eyes.

DOCTOR: Oh. Well, thank you, Evelyn.

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