BELINDA: What’s your name? Doctor what?

DOCTOR: I’m just the Doctor.

BELINDA: You’re just the Doctor? You’re actually called the Doctor?

DOCTOR: Yep.

BELINDA: All right, I’m called the Nurse.

DOCTOR: Doctor and Nurse. Good team.

BELINDA: We had a doctor who insisted we call him “sir”. Next thing you know he’s got two of us pregnant and he’s struck off for leaving a scalpel inside a pensioner, so don’t think you’re impressive...