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Tags: Funny
RYAN: Alien birds?
DOCTOR: I don’t know. If I could get hold of one to analyse it.
RYAN: Good job I’ve got one in my backpack. Picked it up when I were in Peru.
DOCTOR: That’s why you smell of dead bird. I thought you’d changed your shower gel.
— Praxeus
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