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C'RIZZ: The uh, cows are coming too?

DOCTOR #1: They're very curious animals. I mean, they have a lot of curiosity. I was once sleeping in a field... I don't remember why... I'm sure there was a good reason. And I woke up and there was a circle of cows around me. And very friendly they seemed.

C'RIZZ: Good.

CHARLEY: Oh they're harmless C'rizz.

DOCTOR #1: Unless they stampede.

(DOCTOR #1 Laughs)

DOCTOR #1: You know, they get together, they run you over. I've never had it happen myself, which is odd considering all the things I've had happen to me, but... can't be very pleasant.

C'RIZZ: No...

CHARLEY: These sort of cows don't stampede C'rizz.

C'RIZZ: What sort of cows do?

DOCTOR #1: Angry ones.

(CHARLEY scoffs)

CHARLEY: Mostly ones in the American West. They have long horns.

DOCTOR #1: Yeah of course it's the hooves you've got to be worried about.

CHARLEY: I think we should change the subject.

(DOCTOR #2 groans)

DOCTOR #2: Oh good grief! Why did you bring the cows?!

CHARLEY: They followed us.

C'RIZZ: With unknown intent.

DOCTOR #3: Look all of you I think it would be best if we forgot about the cows.

C'RIZZ: But they're so... well, present.

DOCTOR #3: Ignore them.

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