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Tags: Funny
MEL: Well what about your chemistry a-level, then?
ACE: That's no good. I got suspended after I blew up the art room.
(Mel laughs)
MEL: You blew up the art room?
ACE: It was only a small explosion! They couldn't understand how blowing up the art room was a creative act!
— Dragonfire
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